Red Wave
Midterm Election Chatter Has Been All Yada-Yada, Until Here and Now — Andrew Malcolm, Red State
Republicans enter final stretch acutely aware they must deliver big after Election Day — Just the News
Democrats Already Blaming Voters for Midterm Loss — Washington Free Beacon
Oz leads Fetterman in polls for the first time after Democrat’s struggles in debate — Washington Times
Crowd Chants “FJB” at an Obama Rally for Biden Democrats – Independent Sentinel
Whitmer Has a “Terry McAuliffe Moment” in Michigan — New York Post
Poor Word Choice
Democrats scramble to push Fetterman over the finish in Pennsylvania — The Hill
Biden: “Fetterman is everything that he appears to be” — Not the Bee
Election Fraud
Florida’s new election crimes office flags leftwing ballot-harvesting operation in Orlando — Washington Times
Nearly 250K Ballots Sent to Pennsylvania Voters With Unverified IDs — Newsmax
Pelosi Attack
Rob Reiner traces attack on Paul Pelosi 100 percent directly to Donald Trump — Twitchy
Biden insinuates unsubstantiated link between hammer attack on Paul Pelosi and Jan. 6 Capitol breach — Just the News
There’s Something Weird About the Pelosi Home Invasion Story — PJ Media
Economy
Inflation Gauge Closely Watched by Fed Surges Again in September — Fox Business
Another jumbo Fed rate hike is expected — Yahoo Finance
New Report Reveals Biden Administration Knows Its Policies Increase Energy Costs for Americans — Daily Signal
Biden’s Brain
WATCH: Biden Says ‘We Went To 54 States’ In 2018 — Off the Press
WATCH: Joe Biden’s Senior Moment of the Week Vol. 17 — Washington Free Beacon
Are we living through ‘Weekend at Biden’s?’ America needs to know, but the complicit media won’t ask. — New York Post
Big Tech
MRC: Google Manipulating GOP Campaign Sites Search Results, ‘Interfering in Democratic Process’ — CNS News
It’s Happening! Elon’s Twitter Just Fact-Checked Joe Biden’s Official Presidential Account — PJ Media
Remember This Prediction
Elon Musk’s Twitter Is Going To Be a Disaster — The Guardian
Misc
Fires from exploding e-bike batteries multiply in NYC, sometimes fatally — NPR
The Biden Administration’s Push to Take One of California’s Worst Ideas Nationwide — National Review
Liberal Publications Reopen Door To Wuhan Lab-Leak Theory As Origin For COVID — Tampa Free Press
What Some Schools Are Teaching Kids Is So Obscene, Parental Rights Activists Can’t Even Read It On TV — Daily Caller
Humor
Democrats Form Committee To Get To The Bottom Of Who Did All Those Lockdowns And Vaccine Mandates — Babylon Bee
Fetterman shows off new ‘I Love Fracking’ tattoo — Genesius Times
The Week in Pictures: Happy Halloween Edition — Powerline
Using these vague “policy violations,” Google is now threatening to demonetize us. It’s part of Big Tech’s effort to silence conservative voices.
In other news related to the mostly friendly attack by a homeless-American drug addict on Mr. Pelosi with a hammer, CA governor Newsom has proposed legislation to restrict the sale of assault hammers in the state. Mr. Newsom denies that his family ties with semi-uncle-in-law Paul Pelosi has anything to do with the new push. Mrs. Pelosi has indicated support for the proposed measure as being in the best interest of the children, but has expressed no opinion on the matter of cashless bail being applicable in this case.
Disclaimer: I made up most of this, so it’s partly fake news. Or, as some would call it, satire. Or, as certain journalists would call it, fake but true.