Some headlines that caught our eye.
Economic Fallout
Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero and launches massive $700 billion quantitative easing program — CNBC
Despite forecasting economic slowdown, Mnuchin says coronavirus won’t cause recession — ABC News
White House Seeks Financial Crisis-Era Powers to Buttress Economy — New York Times
Coronavirus Responses
Mexico Now Considering Shutting Border With United States Over Coronavirus — Daily Wire
Internet and wireless providers will waive late fees and keep Americans connected — CNET News
No-Touch Greetings Take Off: People Are Getting Creative About Saying ‘Hi’ — NPR
US airports in disarray over screening — BBC
Hoboken becomes first city with widespread curfew — Insider
Illinois joins Ohio in closing all restaurants and bars — Twitchy
How Well Does Your Nursing Home Fight Infections? Look It Up Here — Kaiser Health News
Scientists Say One Coronavirus Treatment Could Be Just Weeks Away — USA Today
Corona-politics
U.S. Surgeon General Tells Media To Stop Sniping At Trump Over Coronavirus: ‘No More Bickering … Or Finger Pointing’ — Daily Caller
What history says about crises, approval ratings and a President running for reelection — CNN
Election 2020
Biden leads Sanders by 2-to-1 margin among Democratic primary voters in new poll — NBC News
WaPo: Yeah, that Joe Biden ad gets four Pinocchios — Hot Air
Sanders bets on Biden debate implosion — Politico
Bernie Bros warn of ‘massive exodus’ if Joe nominated — New York Post
Analysis, True
Banning Plastic Bags in a Viral Outbreak Is a Bad Idea — City Journal
The fundamentals of our toilet paper pipeline remain strong — Los Angeles Times
Parody (?)
Bernie: ‘We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production’ — Babylon Bee